the most un-enjoyable
was the Underground access course that you need to pass to work on The London Great Tubular System.

Basically a whole day to learn two things.

1. Don't monkey around with asbestos.
2. If you see a rat don't pick it up and suck the piss out of it.

oh, and don't turn up to work pissed or high.

It was three things. A whole day for three things.

Edit:

AND don't step on any rails and look out for trains.

It was five things...I remeber now.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:34, 4 replies)

1. Breathe shallow
2. Breathe shallow.
Don't get caught turning up for work pissed or high.

C'mon, it's not like we all have the opportunity to have sex with the cadavers we're responsible for.
Or something.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:49, closed)

My doc has a letter about leptospirosis
if I come in with flu symptoms, check whether I've been sucking the piss out of rats.

Actually, rats are incontinent, so there's no need to suck it out; it just leaks out as they scurry around.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:03, closed)

I've got a 'Rat Card'

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:31, closed)

Perhaps
so many turned up pissed/high on the first day of the course that they had to repeat it until they were sober enough to understand?
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:37, closed)

Are you sure it wasn't the spanish inquisition?

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 16:56, closed)