Got onto a moving staircase behind a woman once.
The damn thing started to make ominous grinding noises and I thought it was going to judder to a halt, but instead it shot off at breakneck speed, causing us to clear two floors in a matter of seconds and unceremoniously spitting us out onto the destination concourse. So much so that the lady in question ended up on her hands and knees and I got a face full of knickers.

As we picked ourselves up and dusted ourselves off in a glow of British embarrassed sexual tension, she said "Well, that escalated quickly."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:27, 12 replies)

A few years ago I was travelling on a long long up escalator at some random tube station. I was chatting to some friends when the lady about 10 steps ahead of me started to wobble. Seeing her tumble backwards head over heels I braced myself to catch her. She hit me harder than I thought but I managed to hold on with her on top of me legs akimbo. She was going commando and her lady garden was bald. I got a good view until we reached the top.

She hurried into an upright position, pulled her skirt down and swore at me for looking at her minge before rapidly making her getaway. Considering she was lying with her minge about 3 inches from my face and I was holding on for dear life there was much I could do apart from look, sniff and wish for a 4 inch tongue.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:41, closed)

Seamless segue back into today's creepy creepy sex pest theme

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:45, closed)

That's genuinely peculiar.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:58, closed)

genuinely peculiar classic qftw
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:08, closed)

And we took the piss out of it the first time too.
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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:10, closed)

Welcome to Creep Of The Week.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:16, closed)

[raised eyebrow emoticon]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:58, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:00, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:07, closed)

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:46, closed)