Nothing more infuriating
than getting back from a week's expedition digging up a ship from under the Antarctic ice and hunting inflatable space tomatoes than finding that one of your flatmates has eaten a kebab so dodgy it burst through his chest walls and danced out of the room singing vaudeville and the other one has used up the last of the milk eating a massive fuck-off bowl of chocolate Ewoks.

I looked at my surviving flatmate and said "You're a twat."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:06, 6 replies)

I think this should win.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:16, closed)

Thanks, the LOVELY Vagabond.
I'd ask for Princess Kalkotron as a prize if her name didn't sound so much like an indigestion remedy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:17, closed)

click for "massive fuck-off bowl of chocolate Ewoks".

(McChinaman banned, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:38, closed)

An increasingly popular alternative
to Crunchy Nut Ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech-ech Flakes
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:44, closed)

selfish bastards
you did the right thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:17, closed)

Ketamine is a hell of a drug

(Eukanuba, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, closed)