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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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my old boss.
Did lots of twattish things.

We all went on a bender after work till about five in the morning he was in a particularly good mood bringing in the shots laughing and rolling fatties. The next morning I woke up feeling like shit I had a shower trudged to work arriving ten minutes early. It was mid week so we had next to no customers. Oh joy I thought, I'l just serve the customers and in between a bit of light cleaning..nice and easy. Then he walks in ''alright how you feeling, good night e?'' He ignored my question frogmarched me into the storage room and said ''right roll up your sleeves get up that ladder and clean all the lights'' Fuck me that's not what you want to do the morning after. About ten years worth of grime and I even had to sweep up dead flies with my hand.

The same bloke (with a girlfriend of 7 years) had a one night stand with my co worker. Who is an absolute darling, but at the time very unstable. She was coping with having to pay a 900 quid debt that her ex got her into and her sister was seriously ill. She was absolutely besotted with him. After a bit of flirting they shagged. She woke up and he wasn't there. At work he pulls her aside said he was sorry it was a mistake and he still really loved his girlfriend. There after he started to really bully her at work. I mean really bully. Shouted at her for silly things, told her to sort her fucking hair out it looked a state. He found out she had very mild bi polar (she confided in him) To which he took to his boss and they had to arrange a meeting talking about 'her illness and how it might affect work'.

He also 'forgot' to tell the polish/Hungarian and Spanish workers' there work rights (IE breaks) So they usually worked 12 hours straight with out a break.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:28, closed)
That's not a twat,
that's a festering cunt.
The twat was you for not pissing in his coffee and then pasting him one.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 4:13, closed)
ah no, we got him sacked actually.
But yes you're right. I could have done something to him like shitler the rim of his coffee cup. ( piss in it? No I can't even piss in those plastic cups for the doctor)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:58, closed)
You could have told the police about his 7-year-old girlfriend

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:15, closed)

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