Christian robots
I used to be one of those annoying bible basher types that wanted to convert everyone (I actually joined b3ta a couple of years before I ran away screaming from the church about 8 years ago. If I tried to convert you, sorry about that!)

I'm fairly sure a few of the people I met in church over the years were actually androids. They seemed to be spectacularly clean cut and unaffected by, well, anything really. Apart from Jeebus, who gave them a rather scary gleam in their eyes.

One young couple in particular, who I still bump into from time to time, come to mind. I don't think I ever saw either of them express a single emotion, ever. They look entirely smooth and wear precice middle of the road clothing. Conversation with them consisted entirely of inanities, and boredom appears at light-speed as soon as you try to talk to them.

I like to think they're actually alien robots sent to case out Earth for an invasion. The alternative view that they are in fact human is more scary.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:06, 2 replies)

Axons.
Remnants from the Axon invasion, pay them no need, harnless.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:15, closed)

Oh that's ok then
Thanks!
(teasus likes tea, Mon 5 May 2014, 18:46, closed)