Unexpected Good FortuneTravelling through Seattle a good 15 years ago, I remembered an old friend I used to blow up Action Men with. We were bored, nothing to lose , so I looked him up in the phonebook. He was the only one of that name in there. "Come and stay," goes he.
Me and my mates were living in a car at that point so a bed was a novelty. After searching for a while, we rock up to a very posh mansion on Puget Sound with its own Helipad. "Come flying," goes he.
Has your luck held out recently?
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Serendipitous grotMoved into a flat in East London about 6 years ago with some mates and the place was a bit like the Marie Rose- like the previous residents had just done a runner sharpish.
Rummaging through all the crap left there, we noticed they'd left a video player. Connected it up to the TV, turned it on and what should appear but some pretty good lesbic pron. Turned out to be a whole Ben Dover tape- superb.
After that, everyone suddenly "felt tired" and "went for a lie down". At 3 in the afternoon.
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Was on World Of Warcraft the other dayAnd managed to buy a level 19 Redbeard Shield, normally valued at 40-50 gold for the bargain price of 1 gold! Completely unexpected, and put my new character right back on track.
Fights nerd moment,loses
PS Minky, FEAR TEH PARAGRAPH!!!!!!
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Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 9:11,
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Not reallyAfter a truely awful time last year, i thought i was a lucky guy, things started to look rosey for me. I had a girlfriend who loved me, and i had just landed a job that sounded fantastic...
Day before i start my new job, i split up with the gf and the job is a major dissapointment. Back to square one.
*Fucksocks*
Apoligies for non-funnyness. *willy joke here*
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lemme in lemme in!!having been reading this all week racking my brains and being unable to think of a vast stroke of luck that has happened to me I have just now remembered a pretty big one that happened to me just 4 months ago. Also I have thought of it just now while pretty hungover :/ which may or may not be proof that beer helps you think or something, probably.
Well anyway I was in the audience of a tv show and I won a FREE HOLIDAY in an audience lucky dip. A 1 in 52 shot (had to match up my card with the last one dealt on the programme) (it was a poker show) and I got it. Sadly the FREE part of the holiday is grossly understated, being as it is a week of free accomodation only, leaving flights, food and general travel and expenses to be paid for. Not very FREE at all :(
Apologies for the scattered slapdash nature of this post.
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Legal (Barely)My Girlfriend's Sister has just turned 16
and by Christ she's fit....
Need I say more?
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Ogwen69 has been ignoring X-Factor since, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 8:36,
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4x4 rundownAccording to the news this morning some pisshead managed to run over a mum and her kids, killing the mum. Which is pretty terrible...
The unexpected good fortune is that hopefully the police will have a massive clamp down on bad drivers and hopefully twats like "Minky" will get arrested and successfully prosecuted.
Insert cock joke here: "Minky"
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woke up this mornin'Was rather shocked to read a set of horrific diatribes about some irresponsible boy-racer cunt and utter pillock "Getting away with" wreckless drunken driving...
But to my good fortune, WorkBoresMe saved me from having to tell the "author" (can you use the word for someone who lays down inpennetrable blocks of type?) that he's a pikey shite-bag, and laid it out flat and simple. Bravo WBM!!
*Humpty registers his disgust towards the piss-head pikey by voting for WorkBoreMe*
no.. I just can't Do it.
"hur hur hur I was drunk and driving and managed to pass the breathaliser test when clearly those around me and myself knew I was too dangerously drunk to drive and then I went and bragged to all my mates aren't I cool?"
Minky: you're a pillock and by all rights you should be sterilised. After being a member of this board for a heady 20 days, it seems you might have missjudged the audience you have here. Now piss off.
Cockend.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 7:39,
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Incredible good luckAfter a few years of terribly poor luck, being thrown out of the squat and all... We're now ALL living in secret in Ogwen69's cellar. And we've got a video camera.
Talk about filth.
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I've got a thing for my younger sisterand since we live near Sunderland where inbreeding is common place and totally acceptable, we can always elope there which is handy.
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