Supernatural? Or idiocy?
My mother-in-law is, well, a dumbass. A huge one, it drives me bloody barmy then back again.

In the 1970s, she worked as a flight attendant for British European Airways. She turned up at Heathrow for her shift and, being the complete fucking idiot she is, got on the wrong plane.

The plane she was meant to be on crashed over Staines, killing all 118 on board.

My husband, equally as vain as his mother is an idiot, missed his train because he spent too long doing his hair. As the theme of this missive is ‘OMG! She didn’t get on the plane THEN EVERYBODY DIED1!!!1’, you guessed the ending.

But for those of you a bit more dim then the rest, his train crashed at Ladbroke Grove. 31 people died.

(My favourite mother-in-law story was how when she first moved away from home, she got herself a pet chicken. She gave chicken to her pet chicken until it got a taste for chicken, ate itself, then died.)
(TheSnark was pidgeony (hello Tom), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, closed)

She gave chicken to her pet chicken until it got a taste for chicken, ate itself, then died.
*brain asplodes*
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, closed)

^^^^ @ TRL
Arf!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:18, closed)

@Loon
Stwongbad....
(Deskbound Drowning in the undershit of life, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:58, closed)

Maybe I heard it incorrectly
Maybe she gave it Soylent Green and it developed a taste for people.
(TheSnark was pidgeony (hello Tom), Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:01, closed)