The Keyfob
Attached to the key in my bedroom door is one of those metal bottle openers you can get in Christmas crackers. All the windows can be closed in the house, it can be left for hours, but it never stops moving in a gentle rocking and spinning motion...
(Grobie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 22:14, closed)

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Does the rest of the room always move in a gentle rocking and spinning motion?
followed by the floor speeding upwards and twatting you in the face
if so
you're drunk
congrats!
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:07, closed)

I'm presuming you're in the room at the time...
...and the air is not exactly the same temperature as your body.

Convection.
(Musuko, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, closed)

It's the ghost
of christmas pissed!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:52, closed)