No need to get spooked
I don't know what you lot are worried about. Why, exactly a year ago today I ran over an old gypsy woman in a dark forest on a stormy night. Her dying words were ominous and frightening, yes, but the woman was obviously in pain and raving a bit.

I mean, a moment ago I thought I saw a hooded figure pass by my hall window but that's not possible since the window is at least eight feet off the ground. See? Science says no.

And that noise, the one that sounds like long fingernails scraping along the door? That's obviously my tomato plants swaying in this rather sudden wind. There's always a rational explanation for these things.

The power has gone off but that's okay - the jagged, forked lightning that splits the sky provides ample illumination. The strobing effect this has does make it look like a figure is moving through the hallway, heh heh, but I suppose it's a bit like a disco really.

I was delighted when I got this house so cheap. Not everyone wants to live on an old burial ground. I was very pleased - I'd never seen any evidence of Native Americans in the West of England before.

Next door's cat must have gotten into the kitchen - sounds like the little rascal is in the knife drawer. I'd better go and check it out. Back in a tick. I'll just-
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:14, 6 replies)

That's no cat...
That's Kaol! Run for the hilllllllllllssssss!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:17, closed)

?!
Crack?

House?

Ceilidh?

Band?





Anyone?

*cranks up b3tamobile*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:00, closed)

*runs for the hills*

*runs for his liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife*

*runs through dustclouds and barren wastes*

*gallops hard on the plains*

*chases the redskins back to there holes*

*fights them at their own game*

*murders for freedom*

*gets stabbed in the back*

*extoles the virtues of women, children and cowards attacking*

*headbangs with one foot on the monitor*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:03, closed)

I love the mental image
of a cat in a knife drawer.
( le brian, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:27, closed)

*clank*
(Nice effort working The Maiden in there, al!)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:52, closed)

hhahahaha
you creative little shite
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:09, closed)