Here's something that needs explaining
The Church of England is currently tearing itself apart over whether women should be ordained as Bishops, some say yes, others say it is against gods will...

100 points to the person who can tell me who the head of the Church of England is and what sex they are.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:30, closed)

ooh I know!
Name: Elizabeth Vagina

Sex: Queen
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:32, closed)

Close enough
have 100 points.

She's also "Defender of the Faith", which makes me want to sing the theme tune to "Defenders of the Earth"...

"Master of magic, spells and illusion, enemies crumble in fear and confusion, MANDRAKE"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34, closed)

Shirley
it's God...?
( Moey, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, closed)

yes
but according to David Icke (who is in fact the son of god) she is not a wee old lady but actually in fact an 8 foot reptilian with a big scaly fanny an' that
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, closed)

ooh I know!
QUEEENYYYY!!
give me points nowplsbye
(Freddles, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, closed)

Defenders of the Earth
SPEED OF A POOMA!
( scoshi can't stop listening to Eisbrecher, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, closed)

Was "Speed of a puma" D of the E or "Bravestar"
Ears of the wolf
Strength of the bear
and so on
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22, closed)

SPANG!
Yes - it was Bravestarr.
( scoshi can't stop listening to Eisbrecher, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)

Bum
Hug.
(Rear Admiral Cockbrush MBE wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:30, closed)

Bum
rape.
(rjmrjm, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:17, closed)

Bum
Titty.
(Rear Admiral Cockbrush MBE wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:36, closed)