Not my story but my dads
He was in a juicer after work when some guy burst through the doors.
It was Douglas Hurd, topless. He shouted, "Who's the hardest person here?"
Some meat head replied, "I am you Mr Whippy haired twat."
Douglas walked over and picked up the guy's pint glass then smashed it over the bloke's head.
He went down like a sack of shit.
Hurd then shouted, "Who's the second hardest person here?" No one replied.
"Thought so," Hurd said.

He lit up a cigarette and walked out.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 12:33, 2 replies)

no 'e never

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:12, closed)

Hahaha
I liked this a GREAT deal
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:27, closed)