Useless InformationDid you know that crabs wee through their eyes? That maidenhair moss is so called because Anglo-saxons thought it looked like pubes? That Albanians have 17 different words for moustache? Astound us with your utterly useless and obscure knowledge.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 14:48)
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not many people know this... butOnce you smoke a Cigarette, (yes folks, even ONE), your lungs go through a magical transformation and become a "smoker's lung".
The lungs all become the same size, and to even the trained eye, are internally identical.
This is how the 'facts' regarding reduced lifetime, tar-retention, and the time of death for smokers can be accurately preached by non-smoking people world wide.
So there... for all you people who naievely thought that 20 a day and 10 a day had different implications, you are SO wrong. Smokers die EXACTLY 5 years early. (or so it is said)
(And as Dennis Leary points out, it's the nappy/daiper-wearing, dribbling, incapable LAST 5 years that noone wants anyway)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 23 Mar 2005, 7:28,
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