The Mother
This happened to an old friend of mine from Cheshire.

She decided that she wanted to have sex for the first time with her current boyfriend (also a virgin), so she arranged for him to come around to her house and met her Mother who was leaving for work.

After the Mother had gone and an apparently good time foreplaying they switched gears, she got on top and near fucked herself silly to be suddenly met with him screaming his head off underneath her and far too much blood than may be expected to be going all over the bed.

His foreskin had split right down to the shaft having got caught inside her during the exuberant bouncing.

They both went to hospital by Ambulance - him bleeding non-stop, and her to be checked out internally.

The chief registrar who saw both of them in A&E was her Mother!
(Catchag "You know!....For Kids!", Thu 3 Mar 2005, 12:50, Reply)