My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Best one. In a night club in norway drunk.My mate has a bit too much to drink. Starts running to the bog with his had over his mouth with a bit of puke squirting through his fingers.
He kicks the first cubical open and chucks up all over a guy that was having a shit.
The guy was build like a brick shit house. And my mate thinks that when he gets up he going to kick his arse. So he punches the dude having a shit in the face, spliting his nose and runs out of the night club.
Leaving the guy with half a turd hanging out his arse coved in meaty sick and with fucked up nose.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:24, Reply)
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