A mate of mine loves scooping up vomit
from outside our local Weatherspoons pub and cupping it in his hands while its still nice and steamy hot. Then he finds a nice quiet alleyway where he unzips and slips his dick in the hot wet chunky carrot splodge until he spluffs with the awsome force of a lethiathan God. Then he wipes his hands clean of the puke and spunk mix on the walls or whatever vagrant happens to be dossing in the vicinity and he carries on on his merry way.

Most people say he's demented.

Personally I just think he's a sick fucker.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:24, 9 replies)

It didnt take long
to get the spanky post we all know and in a black humour sort of way.. love
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:29, closed)

oh
dear god nooooooo

Thats just sick, pfft ;)

clickies
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:24, closed)

oh man, that's revolting
but definitely worth a click
( revolution now 👊, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:02, closed)

ba-dum tish

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:56, closed)

A ha!
I knew it was a lie when I saw "Weatherspoons".
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:48, closed)

you got me
*click*
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 19:23, closed)

MIND BLEACH
NOW!!!!
(Clicks)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:28, closed)

Another shit bullshit lie from Spanky.
Not that I even read it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:34, closed)

I did your mother on her period
she wasn't very good
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:43, closed)