Sheer, sheer class
My hat, to this day, is off the gentleman in question.

After a particularly drunken office do, the prettiest girl in the company was leaving with her boyfriend. Cab arrives; he (swaying more than a little) chivalrously opens the door for her. As she steps in (and has her back turned), he turned his head and let loose with a truly magnificent single firehose of vom. She didn't see a thing; he simply wiped his chin, winked at me and followed her into the cab as though nothing had happened.
(lustfish, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:21, Reply)