i just saw my boss' cock
(the ugly old one, not the hot one i've lusted after since i joined, isn't it always the way)...

after a 4am finish last night and a lousy traffic filled journey into work, i staggered into the ladies on the way in to splash my face with cold water. i don't know why i thought this would substitute for 8 hours sleep and a chanel makeover, but i did.

only i was so busy daydreaming about last night's events and generally bumbling around that i walked straight into the gents next door. hell. there was just this horrendous moment when his head whipped round as he saw me in the mirror and our eyes met over his hairy grey cock. even the stream of piss froze in mid air.

i have a meeting with him in 20 mins. what the fuck am i going to say/do/look at?!
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:33, closed)

stare him straight in the eye
the whole time

he's bound to be more embarrassed than you
( Vipros 5% nation of corduroy, marlboro and nipple clamps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:35, closed)

It's all over
I think you've already seen everything there is to look at.
(DoppelFrog Twice the frog, twice the fun, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:36, closed)

Just to continue Vipros' point...
stare him straight in the eye. But not the Jap's eye. Not this time.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:46, closed)

Make a joke about
male chickens. Particularly small ones. Make him feel like a twat. It'll be fun!
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 10:51, closed)

Pffft, oh dear.
It reminds me of that shite sitcome "The Estate Agents" though.

*shocked stares*
*grins*
"Nice cock, Tony!"

*hopes that someone has an idea what I'm on about...*

( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:07, closed)

Rachel's Adventures
Hoya!

LOL! Rachel, Rachel, Rachel... I truly believe some people are genetically programmed to make such things happen to them!

Mind you, if they didn't exist, there would be no b3ta, so...

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:09, closed)

i've had
better meetings...

shudder.

mindbleach anyone?
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 11:45, closed)

how come?
Did you see it again???
( scoshi hates everybody, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 12:34, closed)

Yup
I'm her boss...
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:02, closed)

'Prone
But, putting that comment together with the comment you left earlier about small male chickens, that means...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:30, closed)

Yes,
I have a small chicken shaped penis...

(Although there is proof that suggests I don't...)
( disasterprone is seeking a girlfriend. Any volunteers?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:30, closed)

OMG LOL. GIRL.
etc.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:44, closed)