As a child, I was masturbating in the woods
when I saw a dead clown.

It was a good thing actually, because up to then I had some pretty strange fetishes.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:37, 15 replies)

Was one of your fetishes writing shit books and then self publIshing on the Internet?
If so you must have spent the last few months wanking so much you've worn your foreskin away.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:01, closed)

I don't think it is fair to criticise his book when nobody on the planet has read it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:07, closed)

(Internet White Knight, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 4:05, closed)

Rather than advertise his book so well here
why not take out a full page ad in a paper?

tbh - I couldn't give a shit about the book 1 way or the other & yes I have seen what started it all. Upset over a lage-ish pic on a "txt" only site.
Fuck me, why not scare the fuck out of your work's ip filter by opening up /board?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:33, closed)

^What spaffer said^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:02, closed)

Someone did something wrong once on the Internet!
NEVER FORGIVE! NEVER FORGET!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:19, closed)

Never forgive!
*Cuts finger*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:04, closed)

It might be time to let it go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:41, closed)

This is what we call "shoehorning", ladies and gentlemen,

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:55, closed)

Haha, this ^ very much so.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 0:45, closed)

Through dedicated effort you've gone from standard Internet cunt to Apeloverage's performing monkey. Congrats.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 5:37, closed)

Nonce bait.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:34, closed)

I actually laughed.
Well done.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:50, closed)

Thank fuck for that.
Imagine how twisted your desires might be now- you might be lusting after Victoria's Secret models and other things too lurid to mention...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:21, closed)

Have you read that 'Red Meat' cartoon?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 8:03, closed)