My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Creamy goodnessMy parents used to tell me that when the ice cream van played its tune, it was all outta ice cream. They said that if I wanted any ice cream I could make my own, by jerking off and then crumbling cadburies flake onto it, or strawberry sauce. Oh how the laughed when they videotaped me eating my own semen and had sex watching it later.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:56, Reply)
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