The cinema ticket for Star Wars Episode I
Still angry about that.......
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:28, 20 replies)

I went to see it twice
just to make sure it really was as shit as I thought it was the first time.

Oh well, at least I didn't camp outside the cinema for 6 weeks beforehand like some people in LA did.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:31, closed)

I took my dad to it as a kind of nostalgia thing
as he took me to see Jedi when I was really young. Now he doesn't like Sci-Fi, never really has but as we were walking out even he said:

"Wasn't really as good as the others was it? I liked the 'Empires back' one, it was gritty. That was more like an advert for toys"
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:34, closed)

Your dad sounds like a wise man

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:40, closed)

Annoyingly so.
When I was a child we would fight/argue and he would say things such as:

"You may not like it but one day you will look back and realise I was right. That will of course make you even more angry but it will make me laugh. Now eat your dinner and stop yer greetin'!"


He was right......always....and still is lol
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:44, closed)

I would like to buy your dad a pint, and ask if I can nick that line :)

Its brill.
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:58, closed)

Double F and I went to see it with some mates.
We made the very sensible choice of going to the pub first. I was pissed so that made the experience a little more interesting. Poor old Double F though. He tried reasoning and was trying to convince himself he liked it, being a Star Wars fan since having seen the original at the picture when he was six. He went to see it with another mate and still the inner turmoil and wrangling were eating him up.

Then we went to see Send In The Clones and that was it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:52, closed)

It was a similar thing for me
I saw Jedi in 1983 when I was 6 and really wanted to experience the excitement I felt as a child.

I went to see all the prequels in the cinema *sob*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, closed)

oh, this ^
i was pissed too. it was still awful though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:39, closed)

In 2012 you'll be able to pay again
to see the 3D rehash - just so you can feel angry again.
(Frottage cheese, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:49, closed)

I hate 3D
i hate it more than Episode I
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:51, closed)

I am going to buy you a pint.
I fucking hate 3d. It is not the saviour of cinema, it's a fucking parlour trick that should not be the basis for a film's existence. And it gives me a headache.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:02, closed)

^this
especially the headache
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:24, closed)

^
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 22:37, closed)

It was five MONTHS ago, Tim!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, closed)

YOU WEREN'T THERE AT THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!
Spaced lols
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:57, closed)

Do I look brainwashed to you?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:00, closed)

Sorry
Mixing up my spaced and panorama references. Maybe it was too orangey for me.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:04, closed)

"What about the Ewoks? They were rubbish"
JAR-JAR BINKS MAKES THE EWOKS LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHAFT!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, closed)

The Ewoks brought the stormtroopers to their knees with sticks and rocks.

Ewoks 1
Binks 0
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:08, closed)

I like this, and am pleased that someone remembered.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 0:50, closed)