Chocky Goodness
After last weeks, QOTW, which was really a question for the marginally talented but, rather childish to post pictures of themselves in costume, which in my opinion was total crap and without doubt the WORST QUESTION OF THE WEEK EVER, as such it has given me inspiration for this post.

I am a fairly predictable type of a chap with very little creativity. I rarely come up with ideas on my own and much prefer to pinch them from other people but, give them little or no credit, a bit like Apple and, like Apple I am reasonably good at packaging them
An example of this, if you invite me to a party at your house, and you have a pool, pond, spa, fish tank or even in some cases, fill the bath full of ice to keep the grog cold and the ice melts a bit leaving a half ice half cold water set up, I will at some point slip a Chokito into the water.

For the uniformed, this is a Chokito:


Without fail, if I wait until the sun is setting or set and the pool lights are on, there will be at least 10 people at the party who over react to my prank. At one party, one slightly larger lady got so work up about it on the edge of the pool she slipped in right next to the Chokito which she imagined had floated up and attached its self to her resulting in screams from the pool along the lines of
“It’s on me, it’s on me, it’s on me, it’s on me............” repeat for a good few minutes and around 500 decibels.

Even when it was shown to be a chocolate bar she did not see the funny side of it at all.

This is another time it worked particularly well.


Should the Chokito float over to the edge of the pool you can for added effect, draw people’s attention to it, scoop it out with your hands and take a bite..................
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 2:42, 6 replies)

Caddy Shack, 1980
Well, you did come up with the Chocito instead of the OHenry.
That might be something you can tell the grandkids.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 3:13, closed)

Not too many people expect me to live to see my Grand kids, I appreciate the faith you have in me.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 3:23, closed)

Don't worry there will be grandkids,
They will be standing in the background saying "Mum can we go now?" while someone you don't altogether know wipes the drool from your chin.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 13:07, closed)

Look at your first image
Now go back and spell Chokito correctly. That's right, all of them.
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 6:38, closed)

I don't know what your talking about fucking spelling Nazi's
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 23:00, closed)

Looks like shit.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 9:47, closed)

code brown
In the UK I know for a fact that they use a Lion bar for 'code brown' training exercises at municipal swimming pools!
(DangerFlange Chamone Mother Hubbard, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:29, closed)

scoop it out with your hands and take a bite....
Is that before or after the silent prayer that nobody has taken a sneaky shit while you were buggering about with a choccy bar?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:28, closed)