WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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The cruelist thingmy uncle has ever said to my mum (According to her) was on her wedding day. As she walked down the aisle he whispered to her and told her that she had a handprint of fake tan on the back of her shoulder.
There was no video or photographs
To this day she has no idea if he was telling the truth or not
(, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 17:45, Reply)
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