WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My insanely Christian cousin......got married to some equally Christian girl last year. So Christian they'd never even kissed before the ceremony. Anyway, as mere cousins, when both bride and groom had lots of siblings, we were not invited to the post wedding lunch, and went on our way, stopping to admire the decorated car. However, the person who decorated it had forgotten the lipstick. So, we and all the other distant relations stopped to rectify this.
I only found out later that my brother wrote "Jesus was here" right across the bonnet.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 12:30, Reply)
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