We most certainly do...
How to force those magic words from your girlfriend's treasonous lips:

"Why did you say you were going to the toilet when instead you spent the night in Dave's room?"

"I didn't."

"I asked Dave where you were. He said he didn't know. I heard your voice."

"It was cold. Nothing happened."

"I heard you kissing."

"Umm."

"Why are you lying to me?"

"We need to talk..."


Since then, life has improved drastically. Without her. :)
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 13:02, closed)