Management speak at it's most verbose
An email was forwarded to me by a mate last week which included - apparently in all seriousness - the words,

"We need to get these hazards closed down. Can you suggest what can be done to make this happen?"

Answers on a postcard if you think you know what he meant...
(ancrenne met a soppy dog instead of an armoured bear, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 12:45, closed)