Heh, liking these management-speak posts
I have a telephone interview with BT tomorrow. I have been bricking it all day to the point that it's making me feel ill, despite not actually giving a fuck what happens.

Anyway, here are their brand values:
'Trustworthy- we do what we say we will
Helpful- we work as one team
Inspiring- we create new possibilities
Straightforward- we make things clear
Heart- we believe in what we do'

Wank.

Edit: Have just been informed that the above values spell SHHIT when rearranged.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Sysprep? I don't get it., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 1:26, closed)