My Boss "Can I 'ave a word?"
Getting sacked by my boss for not being "up-to-speed" the fortnight after my Dad died while having "a private chat" stood on the rooftop of a building in Angel, Islington that overlooks a Taxidermist four storeys below.

The boss was Steve Puxley, the company was Cimex. Nice guy.

Legend has it he also consoled a female colleague who's cat had just died with the words "I once ran over a cat... and I had to reverse over it, you know... it's the kindest thing to do."
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