Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Music TeacherAny teacher who keeps talking to his pupils about 'hair growing in unusual places' has got to be suspect. Then there were the ambiguous stains on every single one of his shirts that never got washed out. During tellings off he would inevitably say 'now I know you're not a bad boy (and yes, it was always boys), but...'. Anyone quoting this now immediately addds the rider 'but I wish you were'.
Some of his most famous incidents came during school trips with the boys choir, where he stood naked in the middle of the communal showers and uttered the immortal lines 'come on boys, we've all got the same!', and he stood in our room for ages during the night on the pretense of making sure we stayed quiet. A boy in the year above, sagely and none-too-subtley, warned us: 'for god's sake, don't fall asleep'
He left under cloud of suspicion at the end of my first year. Thankfully we've never had a teacher like him since.
(, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 12:34, Reply)
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