Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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yay, I got fired this week.I was fired because I diddnt phone in once during a period of sickness lasting over a month.
I should have been fired for:
1.) Being drunk at work
2.) Being stoned at work
3.) Stealing towels from work
4.) Stealing food from work
5.) Having a large shit during my shift each and every day around 3PM, when I should be working (fuck it, the wankers made us work an extra 30 mins compared to other staff)
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