Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I think...... that quite a good indication of my future attitude towards any form of work was that i was fired from my paper round at 15. Not even a good paper round, it was one delivering the local paper. Except i didn't do too much delivering. Well, one delivery actually... to my local park and a particular clump of bushes. 400 papers went there every week. Still, it took them 9 months to work out what was happening. Tossers.
I currently work in a bank, and judging by the state of my till differences every day, I should really be fired. AND, I'm not even nicking the money! At least my failure as a cashier would then be profitable...
I should also really have been fired from my job as a charity fundraiser. I just used to make up loads of pledges so I'd get my bonus at the end of the month, but i quit before they got the chance :)
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