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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer Typical drunken fool at the xmas party
We all get drunk at the office party and regret things the next day, however I am still in my job, despite calling my immeadiate boss a fucking whore at the xmas dinner table.

I then vomited into my dinner and fell off my chair and had to be put in a cab home.

It was 9.15pm
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:16, closed)

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