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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer I have recently been fired for
disclosing "Company secrets" after 5 years. What I should have been fired for was spending the last 5 years of work on B3ta and secretly using my work contacts to line my own pocket! I'm now off on holidays for the next 3 months! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:34, closed)

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