Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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BecauseI only spend about 15% of my time doing any work. The rest is spend trolling forums, DLing pirate software/MP3s and staring into space.
I am grumpy, lazy and objectionable.
I pick my nose and eat the contents at work.
I steal things from work (especially loo paper).
I have wanked at my desk at least 3 times.
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100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:35,
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