Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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not at this job but an old one...I was the only one who knew how to program the price and barcodes into the till. I changed some of them to things like "saggy veiny old tits" , "old man's cock" and "fucking wank" . they used to come out on the receipts when you bought various types of fruit and veg. i also drew an arrow pointing up on the stairs saying "LOOK!" underneath it. When you looked up above the arrow it said COCK.
People used to put adverts in the shop window and we used to make fake ones and put people we knew's phone numbers on them......for example
FOR SALE 1 bumplant
FOR SALE 1 BOX OF WHEELS (WOULD SUIT CHILD OR SMALL ADULT)
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Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:22,
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