Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck dot com is --- E L I T E ---, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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how about "why you shouldnt be employed?"i cant think of any reasons why i should be sacked from my job, but i remember my first ever interview at a well known supermarket.
when asked "have your friends ever asked you to do something for them?", i answered "yes, my friend asked me to look after his cat while he was on holiday, but i refused as i am allergic to them"
"very well" says the interviewer "how about any other times?"
unable to think, i answer with the truth "no, my friends dont trust me"
there goes my job on a checkout!
3 months later i was working in a well known supermarket of the same name but 5 miles up the road. i took a pound from my till everyday to pay for my lunch....i should have been fired really
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 0:18,
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