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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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This is a QotW answer This is pretty sad
But in order not to get fired for being seen to be reading b3ta all day I copy a page at a time and email it to myself. That way I can view it at the bottom of my screen and to everyone else it just looks like I'm looking at Outlook.

Posting this has made me realise how lame I am.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 9:13, closed)

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