Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Teenage chip shop girl etc.I ask for curry sauce with my chips and she says: "I wouldn't if I were you. It's awful."
Guy in a posh off-licence: "I wouldn't buy that whisky here. It's much cheaper at ASDA."
Assistant in Polish kitchenware shop: "Don't touch any of those pans!"
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