Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Natalie Imbruglia,in fact I wouldn't be too unhappy if she caused my sudden and untimely death.
Although not by jumping out of the wardrobe and shouting BOO!
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bane, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43,
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Death by bongo?But how will they close the coffin lid?
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They could always leave a sort of catflap arrangenet in the lid(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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...in case she fancied a final goHeh...
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snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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Drill a hole in the lidAnd then plane it down to look like a knot.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15,
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Do you think an undertaker would go for this?The faux knot that is not my rigor mortised cock.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:18,
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I'm not entirely sure how this would be shownon the funeral director's itemised bill.
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They might be able to roll it up with:"Preparation of wood"
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:11,
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Lollage.(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:05, closed)
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