I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Crimes, I've seen a few...In a lifetime in Salford, the following crimes I've seen;
12 Schoolies stealing,
11 Drunken drivers,
10 counts of arson,
9 burning Metros,
8 pikey muggings,
7 senseless kickings,
6 lewd conducts,
Fiiive Drun-ken Brawls!
4 brutal stabbings,
3 paedo teachers,
2 battered housewives,
And my bike which was stolen from me!
Apologies for the Christmas-like song, but I needed something cheery to suppress the memories of that lost bike. *sniff*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:20, 3 replies)
There should be an 'I LOVE THIS' button...For I love it!
*clickerdee*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:51,
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Although it wouldn't rhyme anymoreI think you need to add at least another '0' to the end of the numbers - I used to frequent Pendleton in my younger days and say at least the above, so you in a lifetime must be way ahead?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:57, closed)
Well..A lifetime's below two and a half decades, but the song's a very conservative estimate!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:07, closed)
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