I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Ehhhh, ladsI remember when all this were puns...
*casts gaze over solemn QOTWs*
*waves flat cap forlornly in the direction of Tuesday*
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We'll have no punning round here, laddyThis is a quality QOTW, mark my words.
I said this just this morning at my local greengrocers, where I witnessed a lime.
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Scaryduck dot com LIKES EGG, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:04,
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oh, nice one!I am eating biscuits and I just witnessed a crumb, tee hee.
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I could say that I've witnessed a crime...someone stole something very personal of mine....but you'd all vomit into your handbags if I said it was my heart and added to which I'm a sour old moo at the best of times.
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chickenlady 25% proof - that's edited wine you know., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:14,
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fear not, dear chickenladyfor sometimes it happens. Not very often, either, so I hope you aided and abetted!
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True...The aforementioned item to be tampered with was a little lower than my heart...
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chickenlady 25% proof - that's edited wine you know., Mon 18 Feb 2008, 20:42,
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