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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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A professor at my college
who is annoying at the best of times, was out with a student group on some sort of competition. He works in the computer department, and had two of the members of the computer club with him to help with the technical aspect of this student government competition. I knew both of these students, one of them now being my fiance and all. The other is a mutual friend, Daniel.

In the hotel room that night, Daniel and this teacher, Mr. West, are laying in (separate) beds and watching Lethal Weapon on television. West is laying on top of the bedclothes. Daniel happens to glance over at him at some point, and Mr. West is sporting a large, erm, "bulge" in his pants. Daniel, trying to be tactful but inwardly dying of laughter, asks if he is okay. West replies, "Oh, yeah, I'm just enjoying the movie."

When they got back from that trip, West had earned a nickname. He doesn't know about it, but each and every one of his classes is informed of the nickname, thouch not necessarily the story behind it. What is that nickname, you ask?

We call him "Westicle."
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:32, Reply)

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