Let's just say...
...that when you're down there doing your best to please a lady and you suddenly hear snoring, well, it does ruin the moment somewhat.

"You just got me so relaxed!"

Bollocks!

And she very rarely returned the favour, which was a good thing looking back 'cos she was a bit careless with her teeth.
(jimi.vicious 3=o - - (. _. ), Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:56, closed)