Tale of woe...
2005, I have an emergency appendicitis. Bloody agony for 6 weeks afterwards due to a twunt of a doctor cutting badly and basically giving me a caesarian. The Mrs and I still horny all the was through, but left it until I was "fully recovered". Friday night, 4 pints and 4 double Archers later, we are through the preliminaries and onto the main event. Swing into doggy style and in we go...

Wham. Bang. Rip.

I re-opened the wound, blood and weird clear liquid comes out. I last 2 more thrusts, then both wood and the mood disappears faster than an ice cube in the sahara.

Spent the next 13 hours in Queens Med, getting re-sewn and told no sex for another 2 months.
(gjb006, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:32, closed)