worst?
never really had a bad session.

I've had my father walk in on me one xmas eve, as i was slipping a lentgth to a rather amazonian blonde i'd just met in a pub.

My mate walk in on me as i was shaving a new birds private parts (it needed it, worse than jermaine jacksons afro).

When i was in the states went skinny dipping at 3amwith this bird and had her against the dock wall, banging away until her ex turned up (she'd dumped him that day), i managed to get my shorts back on and just wandered off and left them to talk.


the funniest however was when i pulled this woman, and was banging away and her husband phoned her.......
she pulled me out, got on her knees and put me back into her so i could bang her doggy while she argued with her hubby
thats about it really
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, closed)