The worst sex I ever hadOK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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My cheating ex-wifeThe whole five month period between finding out my wife was shagging some bloke from work and actually selling the house and moving out was a dark period. Needless to say conjugals were off the agenda and sex (the worst) was confined to frequent, but pathetically miserable bouts of self-abuse.
The one redeeming feature in the whole sordid affair was the receptacle I used to catch my sticky, white love piss. She never noticed that her tub of Greek yoghurt seemed to be lasting longer than normal...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:43, Reply)
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