snot in my mouth
I used to see my ex only at weekends and sometimes not for a fortnight at a time (distances involved) so when we saw each other we used to go at it regardless of the conditions (you know what I mean...).

Anyway, I go to see her and she's recovering from a bad cold. We're in her house, up to her room and get down to it. about three quarters of the way through, she's on top, she presses her face to mine and leaves it there as we bang away. i start to feel a wetness on my face, ignore it as sweat. it runs into my mouth, it's definitely not sweat. I realised that her nose was running and because of where her head was it was going right in my mouth. I couldn't get her to move because she kept kissing me and more snot kept running in.

I managed to batter through and finish (it'd been two weeks!) but felt slightly sick.
(cannonfodder fodder for cannons on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, Reply)