stinking fishy fannies
i'm pretty OCD when it comes to washing my cock. and you all should be too.

i shagged this bird called LOUISA DOUGLAS, WHO NOW LIVES IN A PUB IN READING. for the record... dont go there guys.

her cnut was like a foul, wretch-worthy concoction of dead fish/people/roakill. you could smell it through her clothes at 10 feet. (no exaggeration),it was so bad i had too put off having sex with her. when i did, and it got hot and sweaty, i nearly puked, my stomoch was dancing, ready to chunder.

i lost my hardie. that never happens to an over sexed teen like myself at the time. lesson- wash before you shag if your succecptable to sardine-minge.
(mr kyle he's a silly bastard, the one who posted before me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:44, closed)