If baldmonkey were here
I'm sure he'd be able to help you sort it. He's good with these kind of things.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:02, archived)

tee hee
Baldmonkey is helpfulness incarnate.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:03, archived)

You! You're a fluffy girly type who's a bit soft in the head
What do you make of this?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:05, archived)

I think she is a lady
who does ladies things, like wearing crinolines and drinking pink gin.
(Douche, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:10, archived)

Ouch, crinolines?
CRINOLINES?
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)

Isn't a crinoline something you put on a table?
*wikis*

Oh my.

*rubs thighs*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinoline
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:15, archived)

Horrible horrible clothing.

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

yes, take it all off
now
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

*strips down to corsets and suspenders*
Crinolines just aren't PRACTICAL for the office.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)

*swoons*

(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

Hahaha.
I don't have a problem with swearing in general. I prefer a variety of vocabulary though - it is annoying when that is the only way someone can talk.
I would much rather someone said "cocking fucking wankwank arse bollocks" than asterisking it out...
Then again, you might find her fluffy weakness cute and feminine in this particular instance, so agreeing to moderate it at least may be worthwhile.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:11, archived)

*nods head*
*huggles*

*cunts you in the fuck for good measure*
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:13, archived)

That's the way.
*nuzzles and cuddles*

wank diggy arsearse cockbadger.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

What I make of it
is that you one of these gits that isn't fucking capable of the simplest of tasks - namely, making a link open in a new window.

In terms of the lady, I suggest she's taking the piss and laughing about it with her mates. I suggest you test this by calling her a cunt-bothering spunk-sodden fuck-harridan.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)