The KGB did win
they just covered it up really well.
( Lightguy In the bath, thinking of you, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)

Not that well
when one of their recent assassination attempts has been headline news for the last three days.
( Dr. Shambolic is Pootle made out of marshmallow, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

Aha, that's what they want you to think.
In reality he's a victim of THE SPACE PLAGUE.

*puts on tinfoil hat*
( Lightguy In the bath, thinking of you, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)