What is written on them?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

*adds yet another site to bookmarks*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)